英漢幽默故事選讀【135】
Hunting Skills
Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"
"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.
"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."
Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.
"Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.
"And what came out?"
"To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."
Notes:
（1） hide n.獸皮
（2） bandage n.繃帶
（3） whistle v.吹哨子；鳴笛
（4） Trans-Siberian Express 穿越西伯利亞的快車
Exercises:
根據短文判斷下列句子正（T）、（F）：
① Ivan shot a gigantic bear yesterday.
② Ivan showed Sergei the hide of the bear.
③ Ivan taught Sergei how to hunt huge bears.
④ Sergei didn't follow Ivan' s advice.
⑤ Sergei was hit by a train.
打獵的技巧
兩個俄國獵人相遇。“我昨天打了一只巨熊，”伊凡說，“看看這獸皮！”
“你是如何發現這么大的熊的？”謝爾蓋問道。
“簡單，”伊凡說，“你站在一個洞前并吹哨子。熊出來時你就開槍。”
幾周后，兩人見面了。謝爾蓋渾身纏滿了繃帶。“難道你沒有聽我的建議？”伊凡問。
“我當然是按你的建議做的。我站在一個洞前并吹哨子，”謝爾蓋回答說。
“出來了什么？”
“向著我來的，”謝爾蓋說，“像是穿越西伯利亞的快車。”
練習參考答案：
①T②F③T④F⑤T
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