那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事115：一幅抽象畫
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
an abstract drawing
一幅抽象畫
one day in a drawing class,the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.
美術課上，老師要同學們畫一幅抽象畫。
after a while,a small boy turned his drawing in. the teacher looked at it but saw nothing,only a piece of white paper.
一會兒工夫，一個小另孩交了他的作品，老師看了看，上面什么也沒有，只不過是一張白紙。
"what did you draw?¨said the teacher.
“你畫的是什么呀？”老師說。
"a cow eats grass,"the boy answered.
“牛吃草。”孩子答道。
"where is the grass?"
“草呢？”
"the cow has eaten it up."reptied the boy.
“牛把它吃光了。”孩子說。
"well, but where is the cow ?"the teacher asked again.
“那么，牛在哪兒呢？”老師又問。
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/8016.html
相關文章
-
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹87：生財有道(中英)
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "just think,...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
這只貓可以抓住那些老鼠
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You se...
2018-11-26 英語笑話 -
英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：浪漫之旅（雙語）
A: Hey, good looking, wanna go on a romatic cruise?A:親愛的，想不想來一場浪漫之旅 B:誰能幫我們預定這次巡航呢？B: Who would book us on a cruise?A:u.s.s方舟A: The U.S.S. ark...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
A London Fog
It was a very foggy day in London. The fog was so thick that it was impossible to see more than a foot or so. Buses，cars and taxis were not able to run and were standing by the side of the road...
2018-12-28 英語笑話 -
An Adult Decision
The year befor my son turned 18,he constandly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo,but I refused to sign permission for one .He argued that soon he would be a man and he should...
2018-11-19 英語笑話 -
Roles And How We Play Them
Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in my life， I stop and think about little Jamie Scott. Jamie was trying out for a part in a school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on...
2018-12-10 英語笑話 -
知行哈哈糖英語笑話之校園篇06：點名
知行哈哈糖英語笑話之校園篇06：Taking attendance 點名On my first day of classes at my University I took a front-row seat in my liter...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
我們后面的警車也做了同樣的事情。
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn.""...
2018-11-28 英語笑話 -
my little dog can't read
my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can...
2018-11-21 英語笑話
