那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事114：我很高興
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
l'm glad
我很高興
A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now,children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?
"Please,teacher," said a small boy, "l've make someone glad yesterday."
一個主日學校的教師正在對學生講讓別人高興的重要性。“聽著，孩子們，”她說，“你們當中有誰曾讓別人高興過嗎？”“我，老師，”一個小男孩說，“昨天我就讓別人高興過。”
“Well done. Who was that!"
“做得好，是誰呢？”
"My granny."
我奶奶。
"Good boy" Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
“好孩子。告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的？”
“Please, teacher, 1 went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, Granny, I'm going home.'and she said,‘Well,l'm glad！
"是這樣的，老師。昨天我去看她，在她那兒待了三個小時。然后我對她說‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說‘啊，我很高興！”
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