最經典的爆笑中式英語，專門用來搞笑的
中國式英語分為兩種。一種是Chinese English，一種是China English。
其中Chinese English就是Chinglish，是用中式的語法和英式的詞匯組合成的，屬于語言不規范使用。而China English指的則是中國特有的東西，是允許存在的。比如“餃子、功夫、氣功、陰陽”等詞，都用音譯進入了英文詞典。
生活中的Chinglish(中式英語)既是小錯誤小尷尬，也會令人捧腹大笑。
1. How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？2. You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
3. Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole! 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！
4. Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子雞
5. Four Glad Meatballs 直譯：四個開心的肉球 被用為：四喜丸子
6. Wash after relief 用過請沖水 解釋：中國的廁所光沖（flush）不行，居然還要“洗”（wash）！
7. You ask me，me ask who？ 你問我，我問誰
8. Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放
9. One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 關于一場車禍的描述
10. Horse horse tiger tiger. 馬馬虎虎
11. Good good study, day day up. 好好學習，天天向上
12. No three no four. 不三不四
13. Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之為知之，不知為不知
If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條
14. watch sister 表妹
15. fire big 火大
16. Go past, no mistake past. 走過路過，不要錯過
17. As far as you go to die. 有多遠，死多遠
18. We two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰？
19. people moumtain people sea 人山人海
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