誰是第一個男人-英漢英漢雙語笑話
who was the first man
誰是第一個男人
a teacher said to her class：
有個老師問班上的學生：
“who was the first man?”
“誰是第一個男人？”
“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．
“喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man？”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently．
“你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢？”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。
“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen．”
小男孩說：“因為他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”
but at this point a larger boy held up his hand．
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