看笑話學英語79:A Speeding Motorist超速的司機
聽笑話學英語79:A Speeding Motorist 超速的司機
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.
一位公路巡警截住了一個超速司機。“難道你不知道閃爍燈和警笛的意思嗎？”他責問道。
"Yes, sir," replied the driver.
“知道，長官，”司機回答說。
"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"
“那你為什么不立即靠邊停車？”
"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.
“我本來想這樣做的，長官。”那男子回答說，“但上個月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她帶回來。”
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單詞短語學習：
1 Speeding n. 超速行駛
2 highway n.公路 ，也可指告訴公路
3 blinking lights 閃光信號燈
eg：After awhile, he saw pinpoints of light that turned out to be the blinking lights of abandoned police vehicles.
過了一陣子，他看到微弱的光點，那是被遺棄的警車發出的閃光。
blinking 做名詞，閃耀，閃光的意思。也可做形容詞，閃光的。 也可做動詞，眨眼睛之意。
短語
blinking coding 閃爍編碼
Moon Blinking 月光催眠
blinking method 閃光法
blinking display 閃爍顯示
Blinking IB 北京私立匯佳中學
Blinking Amber 閃爍琥珀色
blinking bar 閃爍條形圖
And blinking 和窺視
Blinking compulsively 強迫地眨眼睛
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