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英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿11.4.23

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   Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"    "A kid bit me," replied Ivan.    "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.    "I’d know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."    譯文:    伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問,“發(fā)生了什么事?”    “一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡說。    “再見到他時(shí)你能認(rèn)出來嗎?”媽媽問。    “他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他,”伊凡說,“他的耳朵還在我的衣兜里呢。”問題:
    誰的錯(cuò) ?                                                     

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