每日一笑：I didn‘t see you. (10.2)
A car rushed through the red light.
Police: Didn't you see the red light?
Driver: I did, but I didn't see you.
一輛轎車闖了紅燈。
交警：你沒有看到紅燈嗎？
司機：看到了，但我沒有看到你。
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