父親和他的兒子去雜貨店時

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A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''

The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''

Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.

The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

父親和他的兒子去雜貨店時，路過賣避孕套的過道。兒子問他的父親為什么有這么多不同的盒避孕套。父親回答說，“嗯，你看，3包？那是當你念高中時。你有2包用在星期五晚上和星期六晚上1包。”兒子又問他的父親，“是6包嗎？”父親回答說，“嗨，這是你在大學的時候。你有2包星期五晚上，星期六晚上2包，和2包星期日的早晨。”于是兒子問他的父親那不是12個。父親回答說，“嗯，那是因為當你結婚了。你有一包一月，二月一，一個月，一..... ' '

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