加菲貓和狗之間的爭(zhēng)論-看漫畫學(xué)英語(yǔ)之加菲貓[3]--雙語(yǔ)幽默漫畫
dog:i find your presence unpleasant.
狗：我發(fā)現(xiàn)你的在常使人感到不愉快。
garfield:you possess many shortcomings also.
加菲貓：你也有許多的缺點(diǎn)。
dog:no one is perfect.
狗：沒有人是完美的。
garfield:let's go bark and hiss.
加菲貓：讓我們回去再爭(zhēng)吵吧。
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