人什么時候話最少
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
學(xué)生甲:人什么時候話最少?
學(xué)生乙:二月份。
學(xué)生甲:為什么呢?
學(xué)生乙:因為二月是一年里最短的月份唄。
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