一對蛇父子
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.
The son asks, "Dad, are we poisonous snakes?"
The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattlesnakes（響尾蛇）! Why do you ask son?"
"Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!!"
一對蛇父子下午在外頭正開心地遛著彎兒。
兒子問：“爸，咱們是有毒的蛇么？”
爸爸得意地回答：“當(dāng)然啦孩子，咱可是響尾蛇哦！孩子，問這干嗎呀？”
“爸，是因為我剛才咬到自己舌頭啦！”
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