但我該如何解釋這樣邏輯呢？
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
一個小學老師問學生他們的父母是干什么的。”蒂姆，你是第一個，”她說。“你媽媽做什么工作？”
提姆站起來，得意地說，“她是個醫生。”
“那太好了。你呢，艾米？”
艾米羞澀地站起來，拖著腳說，“我爸爸是個郵遞員。”
“謝謝你，親愛的，”老師說。”你的爸爸呢，比利？”
比利驕傲的站起來說，“我爸爸殺了人，偷了他們的飲料。”
老師很震驚，迅速改變了主題。后來她去了比利的家，按響了門鈴。比利的父親開了門。老師解釋說他的兒子說了什么，問是否會有合理的解釋。
比利的父親說，“我是一個律師。但我該如何解釋這樣邏輯呢？”
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