Quote Joke(14)
“And here‘s Moses Kiptanui，the 19 year old Kenyan，who turned 20 a few weeks ago.”（David Coleman）
-“Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs”（David Coleman）
-“We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race，only exactly the opposite.”（Murray Walker）
- After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals：“We didn‘t underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought.”（Bobby Robson）
- On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy：“It was like being in a foreign country.”（Ian Rush）
-“I was in a no-win situation，so I‘m glad that I won rather than lost.”（Frank Bruno）
-“There is Brendan Foster，by himself，with 20，000 people.”（David Coleman）
-“The lead car is absolutely unique，except for the one behind it which is identical.”（Murray Walker）
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