英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇05：泡泡溫泉(雙語閱讀)
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英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇05：泡泡溫泉(雙語閱讀)
a:tom,look at your shoes.how dirty they are! you must clear hem.
湯姆，看看你的鞋子，多臟呀，你必須洗一洗了。
b:oh.mother,but i cleaned them only yesterday.
噢，媽媽，可我昨天才洗過的。
a:but they are dirty now.you must clean them again.
可現(xiàn)在它們又臟了，你再洗一次吧。
b:i don't want to clean them today. even if i clean them today,they will be dirty again tomorrow.
我今天不想洗，我即使今天把鞋洗了，明天還會臟的。
a:ok,don't clean them then.
好吧，那就別洗了。
(ln the evening tom came back from school.he was very hungry.
晚上湯姆放學回到家，他非常餓。)
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