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  Have you heard about the next planned“Survivor”show?

  * 6 men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4 kids each,for 6 weeks.

  * Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.

  * There is no access to fast food.

  * Each man must take care of his 4 kids,keep his assigned house clean,correct all homework,complete science projects,cook,do laundry,etc.

  * The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done:There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.

  * The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily,which they must apply themselves either while driving or while making four lunches.

  * They must attend weekly PTA meetings;clean up after their sick children at 3:00 am;make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks,a tortilla and one marker;and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

  * The kids vote them off based on performance.

  * The winner gets to go back to his job

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