我沒袋子就用你帽子吧
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one, use you hat."
“那幫孩子都拿我開涮，”男孩向媽媽哭訴，“他們說我有個大頭。”
“別聽他們的，”媽媽安慰他，“你頭挺好的。來，別哭了，去店里買十磅土豆。”
“購物袋在哪兒呢？”
“我沒袋子，就用你帽子吧。”
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