雙語(yǔ)笑話 風(fēng)采依舊 As the Elegant Demeanor Was
風(fēng)采依舊 As the Elegant Demeanor Was
Chaucer was over seventy , but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he boasted: "My physical strength is as strong as that I was young."
The opposite person asked: "What do you rely on? " Chaucer said : "There is a big stone roller in my compound. I couldn't heave it when was young, neither can I now."
喬叟年過(guò)六旬，仍不服老。一次，他對(duì)人夸耀說(shuō)：“我和年輕時(shí)力氣一樣大?！?/P>
對(duì)方問(wèn)：“何以見(jiàn)得？”喬叟說(shuō)：“我家大院里有個(gè)碌碡，年輕時(shí)我舉不起來(lái)，現(xiàn)在我還是舉不起來(lái)。”
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