英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Different duty 不同職責（中英雙語）
56.Different duty
56·不同職責
I was taking my mother for a drive，and she' d scold me whenever I went over the speed limit. Unfortunately I dismissed her advice，and a state trooper gulled me over and issued a ticket.
每次我開快車超速行駛，母親都責怪我。今天我又開車帶母親出去，結果我還是忘記了她的教侮，開了快車。一位巡邏警叫我停了車，并給了我張罰單。
As my mother and I continued on our way，I complained that he should have let rne off with a warning."Joan,"she said，"I gave you the warning. He gave you the ticket. "
我們繼續趕路，我抱怨那巡邏警不應罰我，應先給我個警告。媽媽說:“瓊，我給你的是警告，但他給你的是罰單。”
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/9961.html
相關文章
-
懶惰的加菲貓喜歡賴床-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
garfield:and now!the great odini shall escape from the watery chamber of death.偉大的奧迪尼應該能夠逃離水艙之死。garfield:rats!i woke up.i swear this happens to me every day!加菲貓：老鼠，我醒來了。我詛咒...
2018-10-29 英語笑話 -
Doctors Joke(2)
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months，she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically，she asks the doctor about her...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：I have trouble enjoying life 我享受生活有困難（雙語）
I have trouble enjoying life....我享受生活有困難....If I had your life, I wouldn't be able to enjoy it...Get a new one!如果我過著你的生活,我不能享受它…換一個新的! ...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事2：你做了什么壞事
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事2：What is your offense 你做了什么壞事 It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
Who do I look like?
A married couple sleepily awoke one Saturday morning. The wife rolled over and inquired, "Are you going to mow the lawns today?" The husband replied, "Who do I look like - Jim`s Mowing?" Not being...
2018-12-08 英語笑話 -
英語笑話:誰跳得更高
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)&...
2019-01-07 英語笑話 -
每日一笑（1.23）
The Broom-Seller and the Barber A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for...
2018-11-18 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：skaters 溜冰者（雙語）
When skaters die當溜冰者死后更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資料，請繼續關注 英語作文大全...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
英漢幽默故事選讀【67】
Long Life A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle. Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assistant moved qui...
2019-01-06 英語笑話
