英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Tests 各種測試（中英雙語）
55.Tests
55.各種測試
My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit. The selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight，plus the ability to react quickly. During one interview，the commander pointed to a hill about a mile away and asked a young sergeant，"Can you see that hill over there?"
炮兵司令和我一起給一群申請去好外炮兵部做偵察員的報名者面試。能勝任這個職務的人必須眼力好，反應快.在面試中，司令指著一英里外的一座小山問一個年輕的軍士:
“你能看到那座山嗎?”
"Yes，sir, "he replied.
“是的，長官.”他回答。
"Can you see the radio antenna on that hi11?"Again, the soldier said that he could." Well，then," the commander went on,”can you see the bird sitting on the antenna?"
“你能看到山上的雷達天線嗎?”
The sergeant leaned forward and squinted.”No，sir，”he said，"but I can hear it singing.“
“是的，長官。”他又一次回答.
He got the job.
“那好，”司令繼續說:“你能看見天線上有只鳥嗎?”
這名軍士把身體往前傾了傾，瞇起眼睛，“不，長官，”他說，“但我聽得見它在叫.”
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