旁觀者等著看好戲

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Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

三個互相競爭的店主在商場里租了相鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著看好戲。右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，“大減價！”和“超低價！”左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，宣稱，“大減價！”“大折扣！”在中間的商人隨后準備了一個大招牌，簡單地說，“入口”。

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