“你多早去購物的？”
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner
那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官審問犯人。”你的罪名是什么？”他問。“圣誕購物早了，”被告回答說。“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你多早去購物的？”“在商店開門之前，”犯人回答道
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