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第82期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 他們都是這么說的(1)

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第82期雙語笑話加練習(xí)題 糊涂父親

  While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game, I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter, who was playing with a neighbor's boy. The little girl kept saying to the boy, "Marry me. Marry me." The little boy innocently replied, "I want to play first."

  At this, the mother turned to all of the parents on the bleachers and announced, "That's what they all say!"

Notes:

  (1) bleachers n.(美)運動場的露天看臺

  (2) baseball n.棒球

  (3) keep doing不停地做

  (4) innocently adv.天真無邪地

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