我沒有搞錯(cuò)
I Am Not Wrong
Eleanor's younger brother Freder was a simple youth. On day, Eleanor's husband, Babo, went to Africa in a hunting trip accompanied by Freder. About 3 weeks later, she received a telegram from her brother saying： "Bano died in hunting a lion." In great sorrow, Eleanor sent an answer to her brother saying： "Send the dead body home."
Three weeks later, a parcel arrived from Africa in which was the corpse of a lion.
Eleanor sent an urgent telegram back to Freder： "Lion received. You are wrong. Wanted dead Babo." The next day she received a final telegram from Freder： "I'm not wrong. Babo and one of my legs are in the abdominal cavity of the lion."
我沒弄錯(cuò)
埃莉諾的弟弟菜弗雷德爾是一個(gè)頭腦簡(jiǎn)單的年輕人。一天．他陪埃莉諾的丈夫鮑勃去非洲打獵。三個(gè)星期之后，埃莉諾接到弟弟的一封電報(bào)。電文如下：“鮑勁在獵獅時(shí)死亡。”
在極大的悲痛中，埃莉諾回電說：“把遺體運(yùn)回。”
三個(gè)星期之后，從非洲運(yùn)來了一個(gè)包裹，里團(tuán)裝的是一頭獅了的尸體。
埃莉諾給弗雷德爾發(fā)了一封加急電報(bào)：“獅子已收到。你弄錯(cuò)了。把鮑勃的遺體運(yùn)回。”
第二天．她接到了弗雷德爾發(fā)來的最后一封電報(bào)：“我沒錯(cuò)，鮑勃和我的一條腿在獅子的腹腔內(nèi)。”
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