趣味圖片英語笑話:I live in LA... 我住在洛杉磯(雙語)
8 years, Murder, arson, embezzlement... you?
入獄八年。謀殺,縱火,盜用。。。你呢?
2 years. Ate carbs... I live in LA...
兩年。食用碳水化合物。。。我住在洛杉磯。。。
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