英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【51】The Story of a Snail
When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.
"I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."
※ Notes
?。?） snail n.蝸牛
（2） run over碾過(guò)（在地上的某人或某物）
?。?） regain v.恢復(fù)
?。?） consciousness n.知覺
（5） emergency n.緊急事件；緊急情況
※ Exercises
根據(jù)短文回答下列問題：
?、?What did the snail do one day?
② What happened to him ?
?、?Where did he regain consciousness?
?、?Could he till remember what caused the accident?
※ 譯文
蝸牛的故事
一個(gè)蝸牛過(guò)馬路，被一個(gè)烏龜從身上碾過(guò)。在急救室里它恢復(fù)了知覺，有的人問它事故是怎樣發(fā)生的。
“我記不起來(lái)了，”蝸?；卮鹫f(shuō)，“你瞧，一切發(fā)生得都太快了?！?/p>
※ 練習(xí)參考答案
?、?He crossed the road.
?、?He was run over by a turtle.
③ In the emergency room.
?、?No, he couldn't.
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