英語幽默小笑話帶翻譯：How do I get the gum out（雙語）
英語小笑話：how do i get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出來
distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "i'm meeting my wife right away. how do i get the gum out from my ears?"
當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來呢？”
英語單詞：
1. distributing 分發；分送；分配，配給：
they distributed political pamphlets in the hall.
他們在大廳里散發政治小冊子。
the relief agency will distribute the food among several countries.
救援機構將給幾個國家發放食物。
2. stewardess 空中小姐
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