初學(xué)者愛上英語幽默小笑話10：老師與學(xué)生之間的對(duì)話（中英）
1.Dialogues Between a Teacher and a Pupil
老師與學(xué)生之間的對(duì)話
(1)Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brother's.
老師:這篇有關(guān)狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。
Pupil: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.
學(xué)生:是的，先生，這是同一只狗。
(2)Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
教師:我想要你們告訴我你們能想出的最長(zhǎng)的句子。
Pupil: Life imprisonment!
學(xué)生:終身監(jiān)禁。
(3)Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
教師:為什么早期的歷史被稱為黑暗時(shí)代?
Pupil: Because there were so many knights!
學(xué)生:因?yàn)槟菚r(shí)有許多騎士!
(4)Teacher: What is the Great Depression?
教師:什么是大蕭條?
Pupil: When you get a bad report card.
學(xué)生:當(dāng)你拿到不好的成績(jī)單時(shí)。
(5)Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
老師:1809年發(fā)生了什么重大事件?
Pupil: Abraham Lincoln was born.
學(xué)生:亞伯拉罕·林肯出生了。
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
老師:正確。1812發(fā)生了什么重大事件?
Pupil: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
學(xué)生:亞伯拉罕·林肯過他的第三個(gè)生日。
(6)Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can sec what you had for breakfast this morning.
老師:沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我可以看出你今天早餐吃了什么。
Pupil: What was it?
學(xué)生:那是什么?
Teacher: Eggs.
老師:雞蛋。
Pupil:Wrong, sir. That was yesterday.
學(xué)生:錯(cuò)了，先生。那是昨天的。
(7)Teacher: Why are you late?
老師:你為什么遲到?
Pupil: Because of a sign down the road.
學(xué)生:因?yàn)槁飞系囊粋€(gè)牌子。
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
老師:牌子和你遲到有什么關(guān)系？
Pupil: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
學(xué)生:牌子寫著，“前方學(xué)校——慢行!”
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