英語笑話笑死人不償命23: 城里來的傻瓜雙語)
City Suckers
城里來的傻瓜
Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost.
兩個城市里的老兄在一條鄉間小道上開車迷了路，
Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to the city.
他們把車停靠一位老農夫旁邊，問他知不知道回城里的路。
"Nope. Can't say that I do," replied the old hayseed.
“不，我不知道，”老農夫答道。
"Well, can you tell us how to get back to the main highway?"
“那你知道回到主要公路要怎么走嗎?’
"Nope. Don't know that, either. "
“不，我也不知道。”
"Well, you sure don't know much, do you?"
"喔，你好像不太熟悉這里的路況，是嗎？"
" Could be. . . but I ain't lost, neither."
“可以這么說，……可是我也不會迷路。”
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