英語笑話笑死人不償命22: 一個早熟的小孩(雙語)
A Precocious Child
一個早熟的小孩
When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home,
當挨家挨戶兜售東西的推銷員按了一幢郊區房子的門鈴后，
he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door smoking a big cigar.
他嚇了一跳，開門的竟是一位嘴里叼著一根大雪茄的十歲男孩。
The salesman could only stammer out, "Er, is your mother at home?"
推銷員結結巴巴地問道，“哦，你媽媽在家嗎？”
Answered the boy, "What do you think?"
小男孩回答說，"你認為呢?"
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