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To Buy a Video

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  Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

  "I'm afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

  But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

  "How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

  "Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"

  買錄像機

  艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄像機。

  “恐怕我們還買不起,”媽媽嘆息著說。

  可第二天當艾莫斯回來時,他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄像機。

  “你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?”媽媽大吃一驚,喘著氣說。

  “媽媽,這簡單,” 艾曼斯回答。“我把電視機給賣了!"

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