A "mud" marriage

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這則笑話的韻意在于上司對自己婚姻的比喻，婚姻是一個mixture，而糟糕的婚姻是mud。

After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical.

"I guess it was in our stars," he sighed.

"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Her astrological sign is the one for earth. Mine is the one for water. Together we made mud."

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