圖畫與文字
"One picture is worth a thousand wods？" The fact is that one picture is rarely， if ever， worth a thousand words．Some are worth only one： money．
Far from being worth more than words， pictures can be downright frustrating． If you buy a new electric typewriter，what do you prefer： a glossy， glamorous picture of the machine？Or a 1000word booklet telling you what to do with it．Pictures have their value， of course． But if they're a thousand times more versatile than word， let's see a picture of truth．
And if you are still not convinced，fall in a lake and start gulping water—and then instead of screaming the word HELP， hold up a picture of yourself drowning． If someone pulls you out，I lose my argument．
圖畫與文字
“一張畫頂得上一千個字嗎？”事實上，就是有也只是極 個別的畫能頂一千個字。有些畫只頂一個字：錢。
圖畫不僅遠不比文字有價值，它們可能是毫無用處的。
如果你買了一臺新的電動打字機，你會選擇哪一樣呢？是一 張光亮迷人的打字機圖，還是一份告訴你如何使用該機的一千字的小冊子？當然，圖畫有它們自身的價值。但是如果圖畫的功用比文字大一千倍，那么請讓我們看看真理的圖畫。
如果你仍然不信，那就跳入湖中，開始大口吞水——然后不要喊“救命”這個詞，而是展示你在水中被淹的圖畫。如果有人來救你，那就算我輸了。
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