什么也沒有
Nothing
The letter was written by a father to his daughter：
I'm using this time while I have nothing to do to let you know that I have nothing to say．
People tend to look down at the word nothing and belittle its importance; however,it can make life or death,success or failure,joy or sadness．
Mountain climbers have died when they step on it． Parachutists are upset when they pull the ripcord and it comes out．Farmers have lost their farms when they drew it． Ball players and coaches have lost their jobs when they scored it．
Women have been whistled at when they wore it as a girdle or bra, and many women make a good living when they dance in it．It's also reason for joy when it represents the sum total of your debts．
It's what you earn when you do it． I have saved it over the years and now have it in my bank account．
It's what you generally learn from a polilician making aspeech．It's often discussed at meetings, and arguments and fights start over the subject．I often find it in my mailbox andonly last night received it from the milk machine．
I could go on but it will mean nothing, I just want you tobe aware as you go through life that when you get some time torelax you should think about this subject． Please do not think that I have been trying to give you sermon because I have nothing in mind．
Don't try to thank me. It's nothing．
什么也沒有
這是一位父親寫給女兒的信：
我利用這段空閑時間來讓你知道我無話可說。
人們傾向于看輕“什么也沒有”這個詞，貶低它的重要性；可是它能導致生或死，成功或失敗，快樂或悲傷。
登山運動員因腳下踏空而喪命。傘兵在拉開傘索時而傘 卻沒有打開，就會狼狽不堪。農夫因打不出糧食而失去他們 的農場。球員和教練因為輸了球而丟掉飯碗。女人因不束腰 帶而招來噓聲，而許多女人一絲不掛地跳舞就過上了好日子。當你的債務總數達到零時，你也就快樂了。
如果你什么也不干，你就一分錢也掙不到。多年來我分文不攢，現在我的銀行帳戶上就不名一文。
通常你從演說的政治家那兒什么也學不到。在會議上人 們常常什么也不討論，爭論和斗爭不知為什么就開始了。我 常常發現我的郵箱是空的，而就在昨天晚上售奶機也空了。
我可以繼續寫下去，可是這沒有意義。我只要你一生都能意識到當你有時間休閑娛樂的時候，你就應該想想這個話題。別以為我想教訓你，因為我什么也沒想。
別謝我，不客氣。
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