1. Two Tickets Please
a young man was in love with a girl. at one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. when they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "two tickets, please. "
when the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold out, the disappointed young man said, "then do you have any sur- tickets that can allow us to stand together?"
notes:
(1) be (fall) in love with 愛上
(3) disappointed adj.失望的
(2) sell out 售完，賣完
(4) sur-ticket n.附加票
exercises:
根據短文回答問題：
①what did the young man do at one weekend?
② how many tickets did he want?
③ did the ticket-seller have any tickets?
④ was the young man happy?
⑤ what did he decide to do then?
兩張電影票
一個小伙子愛上了一位姑娘。周末，他請她看電影。來到售票處，小伙子對售票員說：“請給兩張票。”售票員告訴他所有的票都賣完了。失望的年輕人說：“那么，您有兩張可以讓我們站在一起的附加票嗎？”
練習參考答案
① he invited his girlfriend to the cinema.
② two.
③ no, the tickets had sold out
④ no, he wasn't.
⑤ he decided to buy two sur-tickets which could allow them to stand together.
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