For the Dog

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　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?" "Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

　　喂狗

　　一家人在飯館里吃過晚飯，父親把服務生叫了過來。

　　“先生，什么事？”服務生問。

　　“我兒子的盤子里剩下許多肉，”父親說，“能給我們一個袋子嗎？我把剩下的東西帶回去喂狗。”

　　“啊呀，爸爸！”兒子激動地叫喊著。“咱家養狗了嗎？”

　　NOTE

　　seat vt 使坐下

　　be seated 坐

　　call over

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