小笑話：尋找伴侶
Looking for a companion
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "
Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "
尋找伴侶
一個(gè)單身漢要電腦為他找個(gè)完美的伴侶：“我要找一個(gè)嬌小可愛(ài)的、喜愛(ài)水上運(yùn)動(dòng)又喜歡群體活動(dòng)的伴侶?！?/p>
回答是：“娶一只企鵝吧。”
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