Why did it make you late
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black,
“Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
“Why did it make you late?” inquired the teacher.
“Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time,” replied Mike.
那什么會使你遲到呢
邁克上學(xué)遲到了。他對老師布萊克先生說：“對不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢見了一場足球賽?！?/p>
老師問：“那什么會使你遲到呢？”
邁克回答說：“因為兩個隊不分勝負(fù)，因此持續(xù)了很長時間?！?/p>
NOTE
Excuse me for 相當(dāng)于 I am sorry for
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