男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列9）
這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下，希望你們也會喜歡。
We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽到自己女人制訂的規則，以下是我們的規則。注意！所有的規則都被列為“第一”，這是有意的。
#1 BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
第一條：啤酒對于我們就像手提包對于你們一樣，都是令人興奮的。
#1 I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
第一條：我們的體形很好， "圓"是一種體形。
#1 Thank you for reading this; Yes. I know. I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that. It's like camping.
第一條：謝謝你們閱讀此規則。是的，我們知道今晚我們得睡沙發，但是你們知道我們真的不在乎這個。睡沙發猶如露營。
（源自《看幽默故事學英語》 通訊員廈門大學魏紅心供稿 英語點津陳蓓編輯）
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