雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 黑暗中寫(xiě)字
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事
A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”
有個(gè)孩子問(wèn)他爸爸：嘿，爸，你能在黑暗中寫(xiě)字嗎？
The dad answered,"Sure. What do you want me to write?”
爸爸回答：當(dāng)然。你要我寫(xiě)什么?
The boy said, "Your name on this report card,"
男孩說(shuō)：在這個(gè)成績(jī)單上寫(xiě)你的名字?！?/p>
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