模仿鳥兒 Imitate Birds
Imitate Birds
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
模仿鳥兒
一個(gè)人想在一個(gè)舞臺(tái)劇中找份工作?！澳隳芨墒裁茨?”負(fù)責(zé)人問(wèn)。
“模仿鳥兒，”那人說(shuō)。
“你在開(kāi)玩笑吧”負(fù)責(zé)人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打?！?/p>
“噢,那就算了”那名演員說(shuō)著，展開(kāi)翅膀，飛出了窗口。
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