外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹146：哥哥與妹妹(中英)

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ack's mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two一year old sister pulling his hair. She gently released the little girl's grip and said comfortingly to Jack, "There, there. She didn't mean it. She doesn't know that hurts.”

杰克的媽媽聽見他在大叫后就跑進臥室，她看見杰克兩歲大的妹妹正在揪著他的頭發。杰克的媽媽輕輕的把小女孩兒的手弄開，然后安慰杰克說:“你看，你看，她不是故意的。她只是不知道那么做會很疼。”

She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back in, she asked, "What happened?" "She knows now,” Jack replied.

當她剛要走出房間時，又聽見了女兒在大叫。她又跑回去問:“怎么回事?”杰克回答:“她現在知道那樣會非常疼了。”

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