外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹147：疼痛之種種(中英)
Three women，while traveling in a train, are discussing different types of pain.
三個(gè)女人在火車(chē)上正在討論各種各樣的疼痛。
The first woman says, "There is no pain like when you suffer a fracture.”
第一個(gè)女人說(shuō):“沒(méi)有比你骨折時(shí)還疼的了。”
The second woman says, "That’s nothing. Post一surgical pain is the worst.”
第二個(gè)女人說(shuō):“那根本沒(méi)有什么。手術(shù)以后的疼痛是最厲害的了。”
The third woman says，"I disagree. Pain during childbirth is the severest.”
第三女人說(shuō):“我不同意。在分娩的時(shí)候疼痛是最嚴(yán)重的。”
An old man who is resting up on the top bunk overhears this conversation and interrupts them. "I don’t think you three have ever experienced a swift kick to the balls.”
上鋪的一個(gè)老人聽(tīng)到了她們的談話，然后打斷她們說(shuō):“我覺(jué)得你們從來(lái)沒(méi)有經(jīng)歷過(guò)有人踢你要害時(shí)的疼痛。”
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