你要付錢的
The butcher in the meat market was weighing up a roast when his customer observed,"Say, you're giving me a lot of bone there, aren't you? "
"Oh, no,I'm not," answered the butcher."You're paying for it."
你要付錢的
在肉市上,一個(gè)賣肉的正在稱一塊烤肉,他的顧客說:“哎,我說,你給了我好多骨頭,不是嗎?”
“噢,不,我不是白給你的。”賣肉的回答說:“你要付錢的。”
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