英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Bragging 吹牛（中英雙語）
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40.Bragging
40.吹牛
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off，“said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
三名著名的外科醫生在吹噓著各自的高超醫術。其中一個說:“有個人切斷了一只手，他來找我治療，如今，他已成為音樂會的小提琴手。”
That's nothing." said another.“A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on，and today that man is a marathon runner."
“那有什么，”另一個不服，“有個家伙的兩條腿全斷了，我給他接上了。現在這家伙是馬拉松運動員。”
"I can top both of you，"said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. ,There was nothing left but a horse's posterior---and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in the United States Senate. "
“你們倆都比不上我。”第三個人說，“有一天，我被叫到一起事故的現場。當時那兒什么都沒留下，只有一個馬屁股和一副眼鏡。現在那個人就坐在美國參議院中。”
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