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模 仿
一個(gè)男孩放學(xué)回家時(shí)，覺得肚子痛。“來，坐下，吃點(diǎn)點(diǎn)心，”媽媽說，“你肚子痛是因?yàn)槎亲邮强盏摹３渣c(diǎn)東西就會好的。”
一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。
“你頭痛是因?yàn)槟愕哪X袋是空的，”他那聰明的兒子說，“里面裝點(diǎn)東西，就會好的。”
Imitation
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. “Well， sit down and eat your tea，” said his mother. “Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.”
Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office， complaining of a headache.
“That's because it's empty，” said his bright son. “You'd be all right if you had something in it.”
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