圣誕節(jié)英語笑話：At the Christmas Party 在圣誕派對(duì)上得搞笑對(duì)話（雙語）
'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.
一個(gè)小男孩跟小女孩說：“你有沒有覺得班主任有點(diǎn)傻？”
'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰嗎？”
'No.' replied the boy.
小男孩回答道：“不知道。”
'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.
小女孩說：“我就是你口中所說的傻班主任的女兒。”
'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.
小男孩（面不改色心里驚恐地）問：“那你知道我是誰嗎？”
'No,' she uttered.
小女孩說：“不知道。”
'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的松了口氣，說道“真是謝天謝地啊。”
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