Stockbroker(證券經(jīng)濟(jì)人)
An 84-year-old retired stockbroker was admitted to our hospital's intensive-care unit， suffering from a peptic ulcer and shock from internal hemorrhage.
我們醫(yī)院的特護(hù)部收治了一位84歲的退休證券經(jīng)紀(jì)人，他患有胃潰瘍，引發(fā)內(nèi)出血而休克。
As intravenous lines were started and fluid infused， his vital signs improved rapidly.
隨著靜脈注射管的架起，藥液的注入，它很快現(xiàn)實(shí)復(fù)蘇的跡象。
The nurses dramatically announced the blood-pressure readings， starting at the shock level of 60 and increasing to '70……80……90'
護(hù)士戲劇性地宣讀他的血壓讀數(shù)。從休克時(shí)的60，增加到“70……80……90……?！?/p>
There was no doubt about the patient's successful recovery when in the midst of their intonations， he suddenly yelled， When it gets to 110――SELL.'
毫無疑問，病人已成功的搶救過來了，就在這時(shí)，在護(hù)士們的報(bào)數(shù)中，他突然叫道，“等到110時(shí)，拋出?！?/p>
stockbroker 證券經(jīng)紀(jì)人
peptic ulcer 胃潰瘍
shock 休克
hemorrhage 出血
vital signs 生命跡象
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