到底是誰的錯His Fault--雙語幽默笑話
billy: mother, bobby broke a window.
比利:媽媽,波比打壞了窗玻璃。
mother: how did he do it?
媽媽:他怎么打的?
billy: i threw a rock at him and he ducked.
比利:我向他扔石頭,他躲開了。
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