Not Fair
A:Mr.Brown died yesterday,are you going to attend his funeral?
B:No,of course not!
A:Why not?I thought you were friends.
B:It wouldn't be fair if I did.
A:Not fair?What do you mean?
B:If I attended his funeral,would he be able to attend mine?
不公平
A:布朗先生昨天去世了,你會去參加他的葬禮嗎?
B:當然不會去.
A:為什么呢?我還以為你們倆是朋友呢.
B:我要是去參加他的葬禮,就太不公平了.
A:不公平?你這話是什么意思?
B:如果我參加了他的葬禮,他能夠參加我的嗎?
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